Sindy post from last year - brace yourselves for more episodes
Sunday, 24 May 2009
OS has taken to producing a weekly comic strip, full of death defying antics, torture, exotic locations and intrigue. It inspired me to dig out this post I wrote last year, whilst in the full throes of the Sindy and Action Man toy warfare:
No one ever escapes this prison alive.
Plans 'A' and 'B' may have failed, yet Candy Floss and Bubble Gum still retain their most beguiling beauty pageant smiles.
Happily, the girls have managed to wangle having a perfectly gorgeous magenta basket prison cell. It has built in hair straighteners and really rather attractive plants. There are certain luxuries which no girl should have to go without. Ever. Not even in a nasty boys prison.
The girls relax into prison life, offering the uneducated guards lessons in cheerleading and running seminars on dressing pleasingly and appropriately for any occasion.
Awkwardly at first, Action man realises the need to get to know his enemy.
With dedication any serious method actor would envy, he sets about educating himself on girlie matters.
He spends hour after hour consulting with General Fluff on matters of feminine whiles. No one questions how close they seem to have become.
His commanding officer orders a news blackout when compromising photos of action man relaxing on his day off are accidentally published in the prison newsletter.
Cunningly, the girls take advantage of the distraction of the scandal. They escape on a passing brightly coloured, well mannered and extremely friendly dragon.
Sunday, May 11, 2008 8:31:00 AM
That was just soo exciting. The first photo is frankly rather disturbing so I was pleased to see the girls use the situation to their advantage:-)
Will Action Man and Captain Fluff's relationship flourish? Now they've discovered their feminine side, there's no going back!:-)
Sunday, May 11, 2008 9:56:00 AM
The Boys wont take this lying down. Action Man's mojo will be restored. Rest assured, cunning anti-girl weapons are being developed in the boys-onw laboratory.
Soon there'll be roped together and forced to endure some anti-girlie mess.
Though they still remain vulnerable to Mummy's hypnotic powers! Which is frankly like cheating.
Brilliant play, Hullabaloony.
Sunday, May 11, 2008 1:40:00 PM
LOL! Hope you have the next installment for us soon!
Sunday, May 11, 2008 2:21:00 PM
What a change from conquers to captives! Yes, never rest after a victory! Things can change so quickly!
At first I thought, maybe the tough girls need the support of a Schmetterling, who would help them escape, flying around untying their strings.
Then I saw they managed quite well, without help!
They obviously feel quite well.
Still I am really worried about the imminent danger of superior numbers of males in your home....
hmmm....maybe Böbö need to show his female side more to balance this?
Sunday, May 11, 2008 4:31:00 PM
Good to see Action Man finally developing the under-used female part of his brain and thus becoming a much more sensible, civilised person. And gosh, I envy those perfectly smooth hairless legs! Which salon does he use? I hear he and General Fluff are secretly planning a civil partnership as we speak. Such enlightened times!
Perhaps the girls should have stuck around and picked up a few beauty hints....
Sunday, May 11, 2008 5:55:00 PM
Lane: They are forbidden to progress beyond friendship, yet they gaze lovingly at each other whenever they meet, awwwww.
Bobo: Step aside Commander Bobo, your days of messy boy rule are not yet upon us! And by then it will be far too late to save action man.
Oh, and look deep into my eyes while I count down from 20 and I will prove that it is in fact impossible to hypnotise you lol.
Yvonne: Good stories may not be rushed, my dear. The Sindys still have many days to journey on their dragon and Action Man needs to wrestle in his own slough of desponde before his true existential yearnings are unearthed.
Schmetterling: Welcome, my wonderful German Butterfly princess. Yes, your many skills would have proved most helpful to the girls.
Oooooh, Bobo is great at showing his feminine side -the whole axe men thing was merely a cunning ruse. He is soft and loverly really and much much less messy than me.
Nick: Smooth legs indeed. General Fluff is also a master exfoliator lol. Happily Action Man's pants are moulded on or he might have been tempted to give him a Brazilian wax ;). Perhaps they will open a beauty salon called something like Action Fluff?
Awwww, a civil partnership, how wonderfully romantic. And not at all the way the boys would expect this tale to end. I like it.
Sunday, May 11, 2008 8:04:00 PM
Exciting installment, can't wait for the next!
{{{Hullaballoo}}}
Sunday, May 11, 2008 10:13:00 PM
I think you'll find that my girlie side needs no extra encouragement, Ms Schmetterling. You wait to you see me in my kilt.
Monday, May 12, 2008 7:35:00 AM
Angie, watch this space...{{{Angie}}}
Bobo: Very true. Never did a man look more manly when wearing a skirt (except of course the Scots Porrige oats man in my blog picture ;).xx
Monday, May 12, 2008 8:54:00 PM
What he needs is a kilt. Then he can be this way - or that way.
I lurve a man in a kilt.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 5:58:00 AM
Liz: My thoughts exactly. I am going to have to sew an action man kilt because using a plastic hightland piper model in the photo story wouldn't be nearly as authentic.
You luuuuurve men in kilts....and so does Captain Fluff. He still wakens with a smile on his face when he dreams of his time in the Black Watch brigade. OMG, I haven't even begun to delve in to CF's murky past.
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:29:00 AM
Bubble Gum and Candy Floss? I thought Bobo had given them porno names?!!!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 10:31:00 AM
Ooops, just checked back! And they are their porno names!!
Tuesday, May 13, 2008 1:20:00 PM
Suburbia: Teehee, you are so cute. {{{{Suburbia}}}}
Sunday, May 24, 2009 6:59:00 PM
he he thats a funny post very original! i love it!
Sunday, May 24, 2009 8:01:00 PM
Amy: Thank you and welcome to hullaballoia. I am going to put together some similar posts over the next couple of weeks, it's such fun doing them.
Monday, May 25, 2009 5:23:00 PM
I hope Action Man and General Fluff are still happy together and there have been no naughty extra-partnership dalliances to disturb the blissful union.
Monday, May 25, 2009 5:39:00 PM
There's an award for you at mine x
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 4:57:00 PM
Ooh, the story continues. Goody!
Tuesday, May 26, 2009 6:13:00 PM
Who needs a man, eh?
Friday, May 29, 2009 10:50:00 AM
Nick: Just wait and see, I won't keep you in suspense for long.
New Mummy: Oh my, thank you. I will take a loook, how exciting.
Lane: Oh yes, and with new twists, turns and locations.
Liz: I will have to subject Candy Floss and bubble gum to in depth psychotherapy to get an answer to the need vs want a man debate. They are so very wise lol.
Friday, May 29, 2009 12:22:00 PM
Hmmmm, this post didn't show up on my blog reader!! *goes away to have a look at it*
C x